Flirty texts for her

You make the boring parts of my day a lot less boring. Just thought you should know.

I made a list of my favorite things today. You're on it, right between tacos and long weekends.

Is it normal to look forward to a text this much? Asking for me.

You're really easy to talk to. I hope you know how rare that is.

I keep thinking about the way you scrunch your nose when you laugh. It's my new favorite thing.

Tell me one good thing that happened today. I'll go first: you texted me.

I'm saving the best story from my day for when I see you. It's a good one.

You looked so good today that I lost my train of thought twice. Mid-sentence. Both times.

My week has been pretty good so far, and you're still the highlight of it.

I owe you a hug. A long one. You can collect it whenever you want.

I found a coffee place that's way too cute to go to alone. Are you free this weekend?

You have a talent for making me smile at the worst moments. Like right now, in a meeting.

No real reason for this text. I just wanted to talk to you.

Your voice message made my whole afternoon. Send another one when you get a chance.

I like you. I've been trying to say it in a cooler way all day, but that's the version you get.

You know what's annoying? How much I already want to see you again.

Remind me to tell you something when I see you. It's good. It's about you.

Whatever you're doing today, I hope you know you're doing better than you think.

You're my favorite person to tell everything to. Even the dumb stuff. Especially the dumb stuff.

Every sunflower I see reminds me of you now. There are a lot of sunflowers. Send help.

If you need a hug today, I'm taking requests. You're first in line. You're the only one in line.

I don't know what you did, but I hum now. In public. It's embarrassing, and it's your fault.

Your laugh is stuck in my head, and honestly, I don't want it to leave.

Thanks for being you today. And yesterday. Actually, just keep doing it.

Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another one?

I tried to come up with a smooth text and ended up with "hey." So... hey.

Rating my day so far: spilled my coffee, missed my train, then you texted. Solid nine out of ten.

I've told my plants about you. They're very supportive.

Breaking news: local man can't stop thinking about you. More at 11.

Our first argument is going to be about who's the better cook. I'm telling you now: I'm going to lose.

I checked my calendar, and it turns out I'm free for the rest of my life. Dinner Friday?

I'm bad at flirting, so I'm going to describe a very cute duck I saw today and hope that does the job.

Tell me your worst pick-up line and I'll tell you mine. Loser buys dessert.

I was going to send you a meme, but you're funnier than every meme I have. Say something funny. Go.

Warning: this text contains feelings. Open at your own risk.

You've been living rent-free in my head all week. I'm starting to charge rent. I accept dinner dates.

Quick poll: should I play it cool, or tell you that you looked amazing today? Too late. I picked option two.

I was going to wait three days to text you, but I can't count that high.

I'm putting together a trivia team. Requirements: smart, cute and laughs at my jokes. Only one person qualified.

I looked up how to flirt over text, and it said to be myself. So: hi, I'm a mess, and I like you.

I'd challenge you to a staring contest, but I'd lose on purpose.

People tell me I give great hugs. I'd like a second opinion. Are you free Friday?

Your last text made me laugh so hard I snorted. In public. You owe me my dignity back.

Tell me something weird about you. I'll top it with something weirder. I always win this game.

My dog says hi. He also says you should come over and meet him. He's very pushy.

On a scale of one to ten, how annoyed would you be if I kept texting you all night? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.

I bought a nice shirt today. No reason. Definitely not because of you.

I just practiced saying hi to you in the mirror. Spoiler: I still say it weird. Can't wait to show you.

I had a vegetable pun ready for you, and I've decided we're both better off without it. You're welcome.

Watching you try to win an argument is adorable. You're not going to win, but it's adorable.

Bold of you to look that good and then expect me to focus on anything else.

I'd call you trouble, but I think you already know.

You're lucky you're cute, because that last text was a crime against spelling.

Don't get used to the compliments. I'm only this nice on days that end in y.

You can pick the movie. I'll just complain about it the whole time. Lovingly.

You think you're so charming. Okay, you are. But you don't need to know that.

You're not my favorite. Everyone else is just tied for second.

You told me you're a great cook. I'm calling your bluff. Dinner, Saturday, your place.

Very confident talk for someone who lost to me at mini golf.

You say you're a great kisser. That's a big claim, and I'm going to need proof.

I could tell you what I think of you, but your ego really doesn't need the help.

Stop being so easy to like. It's ruining my plan to play hard to get.

Careful. You're starting to sound like someone who wants to see me again.

I'm keeping score, and you're winning. Don't let it go to your head.

Let's make a bet. If I can make you laugh in the next three texts, you buy the coffee. Deal?

That joke was terrible, and I laughed anyway. Tell anyone and I'll deny it.

I saw what you did there. Very smooth. I'm almost impressed.

Admit it. You checked your phone hoping it was me.

Fine, you're funnier than me. Today. Tomorrow the competition is back on.

For the record, I'm very hard to impress. Anyway, you impressed me. Rude.

Is this the part where you pretend you're not having fun talking to me?

One more cute selfie and I'm asking you out properly. Consider yourself warned.

You owe me a rematch, and this time I'm picking the game.

Someone's in a good mood today. Was it me? It was me, wasn't it?

I keep getting distracted at work by a very specific memory of you. You know the one.

Whatever you're doing tonight, cancel it. I have a better idea, and it involves you and my couch.

You looked way too good today. I need you to know it did not go unnoticed.

Tonight's dress code is whatever you want. My vote is that black dress. Or less.

Here's the deal: you come over, and I make it very hard for you to leave.

Three words for tonight: you, me, slow dancing. Then we'll see what happens after the song ends.

I miss your hands. Come back, and bring them with you.

You know that look you give me across the room? Do it again next time we're out, and I'll come find you.

Rate tonight's chances of us actually finishing the movie: low, very low or zero?

Wear that thing I like. Then act surprised when I forget everything I was about to say.

I'm cooking for you tonight. The kitchen's about to get warm, and it won't be the oven's fault.

Pick a number between one and ten. That's how many kisses you're getting when I see you. Choose wisely.

Is it bad that I'm already planning what happens after dinner on Friday? Because I am. In detail.

Name one thing you've always wanted to do on a date with me. Bonus points if it's a little naughty.

I'm not saying come over. I'm saying the wine's open and there's room for two on the sofa.

That dress last night should come with a warning label. I'd like to file a complaint. In person. Tonight.

Let's stay in this weekend. I'll handle the music, and you handle the rest.

Clear your Sunday. I have plans for you, and none of them need shoes.

That photo you sent earlier has been on my mind all afternoon. I'd like to see the real thing. Soon.

I'm in a mood, and you're to blame. Want to do something about it?

Two options for tonight: we go out, or we stay in and I show you how much I missed you. Your call.

Come here and whisper something in my ear. Let's see who blushes first.

You're dangerous when you're bored. Good thing I've got nothing planned tonight but you.

Heads up: when you walk through my door, I'm kissing you before you even say hello.

I've been good all week. I think I've earned a very long kiss. Maybe a few.

Random question: what's your go-to karaoke song? I need to know if this is going to work.

I finally listened to the song you told me about. You were right. It's great. I'm a little annoyed.

Not to be dramatic, but talking to you is the best part of my day.

I'm trying a new coffee place on Saturday. You should come help me rate it.

So I thought about what you said, and I've decided you're kind of great.

This is me pretending I needed to ask you something, when really I just wanted to text you.

Bold move incoming: what are you doing Friday night?

You said you like spicy food. I know a ramen place that might be too hot for you. Want to find out?

Honestly, I've been looking for an excuse to text you all day. Here it is: hi.

You have great taste in music. Send me one song you think I'd like.

Is it weird that I still remember everything you said on Tuesday? I'm going with charming.

Is it too forward to say I'd like to hear your laugh in person?

You're the person I wanted to tell about my day. That's a weird thing to admit, so I'm just going to admit it.

I think we should be friends. Or more than friends. I'm flexible.

If I asked you out for tacos, would you say yes, or would you suddenly be very busy?

I can't tell if you're flirting with me or just being nice. Either way, I'm into it.

I'm making a new playlist, and I need your three favorite songs. For research purposes.

Can I be honest? I've liked you for a while. Would you let me take you to dinner?

You seem like you'd be fun on a road trip. Want to prove me right sometime?

Hey, you. Just wanted to say you looked really nice today.

I'd love to keep this conversation going over dinner. Are you free this week?

What does your perfect Saturday look like? Asking because I want to know if I'd fit in it.

I've officially run out of excuses to text you, so I'm just going to say it: I like talking to you.

Tell me something about you that I'd never guess. I want the real stuff.

I walked past a bookstore today and wondered which section you'd disappear into first. My guess is mystery.

I just booked my flight. Start thinking about what you want to do first. I already know what I want to do first.

The distance between us is exactly one too many miles.

I keep walking past the place we had our first date and sighing. People are starting to worry about me.

Movie night tonight? We hit play together, and you warn me before the scary part.

Something's on its way to you in the mail. No hints. You'll know it's from me.

When I see you next, I'm not letting go of your hand for at least three days.

I sent you a voice note because typing "I miss you" didn't feel like enough.

Look at the moon tonight. I'm looking at it too. It's cheesy, but so am I.

Long distance is hard. Airport sandwiches are worse. Seeing you at the end makes both worth it.

My favorite place in the world is the arrivals gate, right when you walk through it.

Every time my phone buzzes, I hope it's you. Usually it's a package update. Very disappointing.

I miss the little things most. Your laugh from the next room. You stealing my fries.

Next visit, we're doing nothing. No plans, no sightseeing, just you, me and takeout.

Three things I can't wait for: hugging you at the airport, kissing you in the car and the whole weekend after that.

I put your picture on my fridge. Now every snack comes with a side of missing you.

Our next visit is going to make all this distance worth it. That's a promise.

I check the weather where you are every night. Romantic or weird? Let's say romantic.

Send me a picture of whatever you're looking at right now. I want to see your day.

I'm planning a whole weekend for when you get here. Step one is not leaving the apartment.

Someday this will be the story of how we made it work. I really like how it ends.

Close your eyes. Feel that? That's me hugging you from three states away.

New rule: every day you miss me, you owe me a kiss. I'll be collecting soon.

I had a really good time tonight. Just wanted you to know before you fall asleep.

Home safe? Tonight was fun. Let's do it again soon.

I'm still laughing about the waiter and the birthday song. Thanks for a great night.

Okay, I'll say it first: I'd love to see you again.

You're even more fun in person. I didn't think that was possible.

I'm usually bad at first dates. Tonight didn't feel like one. That's a compliment.

Next time, I pick the restaurant and you pick dessert. Deal?

Hope you got home okay. I'm still smiling about that story you told me.

Thanks for tonight. I can't remember the last time I talked to someone for four hours straight.

Second date idea: we try to beat tonight. I think we can.

I told my friend about tonight, and he says I'm grinning like an idiot. He's right.

Still thinking about that kiss. I suspect I will be all week.

You owe me a rematch at pool, and I owe you a drink. Saturday?

Just so we're clear, tonight was a ten. And I'm a very strict grader.

I keep thinking about how you laugh with your whole face. I can't wait to make you do it again.

Thank you for a great night. Are you free this weekend? I know a place you'd like.

Tonight was the most fun I've had in a while, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't the wine.

About that second date: I was thinking tacos, a long walk and more of your terrible jokes.

I'm glad you said yes to tonight. I'd be even happier if you said yes to Friday.

That goodnight kiss was a very good decision. I'd like to make more decisions like that.

Honestly, I almost texted you the second you walked away. I lasted ten minutes.

Did you get home safe? Also, you were right about the dessert. I'll admit it just this once.