Dirty pick-up lines to make her blush

Are you a spoiler? Because I really want to know how tonight ends.

Are you a plot twist? Because I did not see you coming, and now I'm hooked.

Are you the last slice of pizza? Everyone wants you, but I'm the one brave enough to ask.

Are you a sunset? Because I'd pull over just to watch you.

Is it hot in here, or did the thermostat just give up trying to compete with you?

Are you a calendar reminder? Because I can't stop thinking about our next date.

Are you a playlist? Because I'd never skip you.

Are you a time machine? Because one look at you and suddenly it's 2 a.m.

Are you a phone notification? Because you just lit up my whole screen.

If you were on a dessert menu, I'd skip dinner.

Are you a long weekend? Because you're exactly what I need right now.

Are you a puzzle? Because I'd love to figure you out, one piece at a time.

Are you a sweater? Because I'd love to wrap myself up in you all winter.

Do you believe in fate? I switched lines at the coffee shop for no reason, and here you are.

Are you a red light? Because you just made me stop and stare.

Are you a boarding pass? Because I'd follow you anywhere.

Are you a museum? Because I could stare at you all day and still find something new.

Are you a smoke detector? Because the second you walked in, something went off.

Are you a fortune cookie? Because I'm pretty sure you're my future.

Are you a Wi-Fi password? Because I'd try a hundred times to get you right.

Are you a sunrise? Because I'd happily wake up early for you.

Are you a firework? Because you just lit up my whole night.

Are you a bakery? Because you look sweet, and I suddenly have a craving.

Are you a song stuck in my head? Because I've had you on repeat since I walked in.

Are you a parking spot downtown? Because you're rare, you're perfect, and I'm not letting you go.

I was going to play it cool, but you walked in and I forgot what cool means.

Quick question: are you always this distracting, or is tonight special?

I'm not saying you're the reason I came out tonight, but you're the reason I'm staying.

I have a rule about never texting first. You make me want to break it.

You look like trouble. Lucky for you, I'm free tonight.

If you're as fun as you look, I'm clearing my weekend.

Tell me your name, so I know what to call you when I brag to my friends tomorrow.

I think you dropped something: my whole attention span.

You're making it really hard to pretend I came here for the music.

Be honest. Did you just smile at me, or am I about to embarrass myself?

I've been trying to think of a smooth line for ten minutes. You're very distracting.

Your laugh is dangerous. I'd like to hear a lot more of it.

Fair warning: if you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to ask you out.

I'm making a list of reasons to stay out late. So far it just says 'you'.

You seem like someone who's good at keeping secrets. Want to make one with me?

My friends bet I wouldn't come talk to you. Help me win, and the first round is on me.

You're cute. That's the line. I didn't have a better one.

I can't decide if you're my type or my new type.

One drink, one dance, and then you decide if I'm worth your number. Deal?

Can I steal you for a minute? I promise to give you back. Probably.

Hi. I'm the person you'll tell your friends about tomorrow. Nice to meet you.

I like your style. I'd like your number even more.

I usually have a great opening line, but you just made me forget it.

What's your sign? I'm asking for compatibility reasons, and because I want to keep talking to you.

I'd tell you a joke to break the ice, but I'd rather see what happens if we just let it melt.

I was going to wait for you to come to me, but patience has never been my thing.

I don't usually believe in perfect timing. Then you sat down next to me.

I came for the drinks. I'm staying for the conversation, if you're in.

You've got the kind of energy people write songs about. Let's give them something to write.

I'm not going to pretend I didn't notice you. I was just waiting for the right moment. This is it.

Let's skip the small talk. What's something you're excited about right now?

You have the kind of smile that makes people forget what they were saying. Like I just did.

I'd ask for your number, but I'd rather earn it. Give me five minutes.

Whatever tonight is, you're the best part of it so far.

I know a great place for dinner. All it's missing is you.

You don't need another pick-up line. You need someone who'll actually call. Hi.

Some people are worth breaking routine for. I'm starting to think you're one of them.

You're not my usual type. You might be a lot better than that.

Tell me one thing about you that nobody here knows, and I'll tell you two about me.

I don't do this often, so let me get it right: you're stunning, and I'd love to take you out.

You're the main character tonight. I'm just hoping to get a scene with you.

You look like you have great stories. I've got all night to hear them.

I'm not trying to impress you. I'm trying to make you laugh, and I think I'm close.

If tonight goes well, we'll have a great story. If it doesn't, we'll have a funny one. Either way, I'm in.

You, me, a quiet corner, and the best conversation you'll have all week. Prove me wrong.

I'll be honest: I walked over here before I had a plan. You're worth improvising for.

Most people stare at their phones in line. I looked at you. Best decision of my day.

I have a feeling you're about to become my favorite distraction.

Something tells me you're used to people staring. I'm just the one who said hello.

Let me buy you a coffee. If it's a bad date, at least you got coffee.

You've got a look that says you're up for an adventure. I know a good one.

I'm not great at goodbyes, so let's make sure we don't get to that part tonight.

Are you a hotel minibar? Because I know you're going to cost me, and I want you anyway.

I'd love to take you out. Honestly, I'd love staying in with you even more.

My bed is very comfortable. I'm told I'm even better company.

I've got an idea for tonight. It starts with a drink and ends with you being late tomorrow.

If you're cold, I make an excellent blanket.

You look like you'd be fun to get in trouble with.

I don't usually kiss on the first date. Want to make this our second?

Are you an elevator? Because I'd go up and down with you all night.

If we were in a movie, this is the part where the music gets slow and the camera looks away.

You've got serious 'stay over' energy.

What flavor is your lip gloss? Asking for research purposes.

Let's make tonight the story we don't tell anyone.

I'd love to see what you look like in the morning.

You're the reason I bought nicer sheets.

Your place or mine? Kidding. Unless you're not.

I've had a long day. You look like the perfect way to end it.

Is it just me, or does this room have way too many people in it?

If you're looking for a bad idea, I'm right here.

Confession: I've been undressing you with my eyes. Don't worry, I folded everything neatly.

Fair warning: I'm a really good kisser. I'm happy to prove it.

I like my coffee like I'd like tonight: hot, strong, and going way past midnight.

Are you a phone case? Because I'd love to have you on me all day.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you've been thinking about kissing me too.

I'd ask what you're doing later, but I'd rather be the answer.

Want to come back to my place and find out if the couch is as comfortable as I keep saying?

Want to be my plus-one tonight? Not to a party. Just in general.

I've been a very bad influence tonight. Want to make it worse?

I'm not saying I want to undress you. I'm just saying I've already decided where to start.

My neighbors are going to hate us tonight.

I have a big bed and a short attention span. Help me focus.

Let's skip the part where we pretend we're not both thinking about it.

You, me, a locked door and no plans until noon. Thoughts?

I'm good with my hands. Ask anyone who's had one of my massages.

I'd love to find out what you're like when nobody's watching.

Is your bedroom soundproof? Asking for both of us.

Tell me your favorite thing, and I'll do it twice.

I hope you stretched today.

You look like the kind of trouble that leaves scratches on my back.

I'd say let's take it slow, but I don't think either of us wants that.

I've got a king-size bed and a queen-size crush on you.

My lips are free tonight. So is the rest of me.

On a scale from one to 'calling in sick tomorrow', how much fun are you?

You're the kind of person I'd cancel brunch for. Twice. Because we never left the bed.

Let's make it a long night and an even longer morning.

I'm a perfect gentleman in public. Ask me about in private.

Want to do some cardio? I know a routine for two that doesn't need a gym.

Your lipstick would look amazing on my collar.

I've been thinking about your lips all night. Can I stop thinking and do something about it?

Let's go somewhere quieter, so I can hear you say my name.

Let's do something tonight that makes you blush tomorrow morning.

I promise to be gentle. Unless you ask me not to be.

Want to know my safe word? You'll have to come over and find out.

Every time you bite your lip, I lose a little more of my self-control.

Your place has a door that locks, right?